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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2490
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About tbro47 : Hey people my name is Tyler.
24 born raised and currently living in Southern Louisiana.
I'm a pure blooded Cajun and no, not every Cajun is an idiot missing half of their teeth.
Full time college student with a bachelors degree in psychology with a minor in criminal justice.
Now working on a second degree in marketing.
Hobbies are reading fantasy novels and doing some writing of my own that I hope to get published some day soon.
Feel free to message if you want to know more.

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tbro47's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

#21354562
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33972) - you deserved it (3261)

On 02/12/2015 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Mkimmi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18818) - you deserved it (35721)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML

#21351917
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32596) - you deserved it (3447)

On 02/08/2015 at 3:35am - animals - by OnlyAvailableID - Australia

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML

#21350665
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30676) - you deserved it (5247)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

#21350106
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40767) - you deserved it (6082)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML

#21349904
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39714) - you deserved it (5048)

On 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by MIB thingy please... (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40583) - you deserved it (4195)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

#21348539
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47492) - you deserved it (3313)

On 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by StantheMan93 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

#21344494
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26059) - you deserved it (2504)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31625) - you deserved it (9708)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML

#21343273
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33510) - you deserved it (5526)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

#21342800
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44074) - you deserved it (2870)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34379) - you deserved it (3766)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML

#21339329
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42519) - you deserved it (3228)

On 01/18/2015 at 1:29am - intimacy - by virginwhore (woman) -



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