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About tbro47 : Hey people my name is Tyler.
24 born raised and currently living in Southern Louisiana.
I'm a pure blooded Cajun and no, not every Cajun is an idiot missing half of their teeth.
Full time college student with a bachelors degree in psychology with a minor in criminal justice.
Now working on a second degree in marketing.
Hobbies are reading fantasy novels and doing some writing of my own that I hope to get published some day soon.
Feel free to message if you want to know more.
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Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML
Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML
Friday 3 July 2015