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tbabe420
  • Town/Country : Soro Vt
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 231
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tbabe420 : hello... my name is Tia Marie. i am from so.royalton Vermont. I love four wheeling fishing and shooting guns. I also love percings and tattoos and have many of my own! want to know anything else about me just ask. :)

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Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41109) - you deserved it (3914)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML

#4506160
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47099) - you deserved it (5354)

On 08/13/2009 at 5:49pm - love - by rick (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML

#4328474
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21177) - you deserved it (34785)

On 08/06/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

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On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)



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