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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 511
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML

#21469356
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17185) - you deserved it (9065)

On 09/16/2015 at 10:51pm - love - by StickyPickles (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

#21428226
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31164) - you deserved it (4138)

On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35076) - you deserved it (4321)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

#21358633
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33860) - you deserved it (2331)

On 02/18/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by breyn (woman) - United States

Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML

#21332217
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34508) - you deserved it (8201)

On 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm - animals - by dragonfyre73 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my dad if he thought my dress was nice, and if guys would go for me. He replied, "Shit, depends on how drunk they are." FML

#21303377
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33885) - you deserved it (4584)

On 11/21/2014 at 3:07pm - misc - by Veronica - United States (California)

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

#21269654
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33707) - you deserved it (4672)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML

#21257037
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46799) - you deserved it (3221)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm - misc - by he's not the one going to hell (man) - Australia

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

#21253019
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47328) - you deserved it (3612)

On 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by StillPissedOffAtIrony (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I am on vacation in Dubai with my dad and a few of his friends. I thought we were going to travel and see some amazing things, but I'm confined to my hotel room while everyone drinks and watches Family Guy. FML

#21123610
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43165) - you deserved it (4568)

On 04/26/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, marks my third day of school being closed due to snow. One, and only one, of the teachers has decided that we have to do work online in the meantime. I just so happen to be in three of his classes. FML

#20987643
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43862) - you deserved it (4638)

On 12/10/2013 at 12:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learned that my parrots now can shit horizontally when I found the wall next to the cage covered in feces. FML



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