About taytaylal : Hello stalker. Or person who accidentally pressed my picture. My name would be Taylor. I'm 14 years of age and I like to comment on fmls because of OPs stupidity or someone else's stupidity. I honestly don't care about my grammar or spelling so please shut up and don't correct my grammar or spelling. Also, I use my iPod 99.9% of the time so I will not receive your direct messages. Thanks and Get off my page.
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taytaylal's favorite FMLs
by JJBones / 06/29/2012 at 6:03am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML
by fordneagles / 06/11/2012 at 1:56am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by BoringFucker / 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
by bluesox4 / 02/06/2012 at 12:50am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by explainer / 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm / South Africa (Gauteng) / Intimacy
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
by boopadoop / 10/20/2011 at 1:35pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
by tommyboy783 / 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by optimistic2628 / 10/19/2011 at 10:03am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 2:42am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by TurtleTeacher / 10/14/2011 at 2:09am / United States (Alaska) / Geek
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…