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by anonymousyo / 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (California) / Kids
by braceforcarnage / 12/02/2014 at 10:42am / United States / Love
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML
by Jon / 07/07/2009 at 2:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found… Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of… Today, I decided to try something new with my boyfriend, and sexted him. My text ended up sounding…