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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 May 1999 (16 years)
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Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML


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On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, I got broken up with. In a text message. She texted my grandma, who then had to forward said text to me. I got broken up via grandma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41258) - you deserved it (3051)

On 12/02/2014 at 10:42am - love - by braceforcarnage (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML


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On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML


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On 07/07/2009 at 2:19pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States

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