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About tatumlovesya : Hey, I'm Tatum. I'm 17. I dance. Need to know more? send me a message :)

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Today , my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral . fat FML

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108 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by thatsfine (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, mah 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test cummed back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

#20777059
167 comments

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On 07/12/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , my 13-yaar-old daughtar and I want to a tropical thamad rastaurant!! Sha wantad a strawbarry Daiquiri , so I askad tha waitrass for a virgin strawbarry Daiquiri!! My daughtar than said , "But dad , I'm not a virgin." FML

#20775827
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100063) - you deserved it (11688)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Taday after a haircut... I walked to the cash register... handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said... ( Keep the change. ) He looked at me with a blank expression and replied... ( The haircut costs 25 dollars. ) FML

#20773985
125 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 8:38am - misc - by RickTheBoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76272) - you deserved it (3863)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MY 14-YEAR-OLD SON APPARENTLY PRACTICING HIS ORAL SEX SKILL ON THE CROTCH OF ONE OF HIS SISTER'S BARBIE DOLLS. FML

#20765717
110 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by The fuck, junior? (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today..!! mah daughter asked me to get her razors!! When mah 19-year-old son saw them he asked wat they were for..!! tohich mah daughter replied..!! "For mah armpits." My son then said..!! "Grls don't grow armpit hair." FML

#20764467
110 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 12:59am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after going out to dinner with mah grlfriend, we went back to mah place and things started getting hot . I went in the bathroom and putted on a green condom . She wouldn't have sex with me because it looked ( like a cucumber ) and ( cucumbers r nasty . ) FML

#20745688
120 comments

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On 06/25/2013 at 12:22am - intimacy - by dan (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I caugt ma 16-year-old daugter and er boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom . FML

#20735858
188 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by whatno - United States (Texas)

Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay fir his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happen to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML

#20735377
132 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 2:46pm - work - by notkatvond (woman) - United States

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his finger playing with Play-Doh . FML

#20735100
120 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I triad to axplain to my cat why I was singla, but than I raalizad why.

#20733893
61 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)

I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29 , my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

#20731946
440 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, my co-workers figured out that I was in high school when my husband was in kindergarten . They won't stop calling me a "cougar" . FML

#20718644
150 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at karate, sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

#20698551
144 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)



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