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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 404
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tattooedcowgirl : I'm just this woman who works too much, loves her animals, and reads FML to feel better about her day. I'm fairly opinionated and loud. Give me a shout if you want; I'm not shy.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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tattooedcowgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gun point, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

by bustedfornuthin / 09/08/2010 at 12:42am / United States (New Mexico) / Transportation

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

by regrub / 01/10/2010 at 4:14am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I had a mental break down. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was "I think we were better off as friends." FML

by Schmolly / 10/13/2009 at 1:01am / United States (Alabama) / Love

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

by SpiderMan / 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy