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About tarv : -Stonefish pic(he's in the middle)
-6'1-265(and losing)-Love games-Love TV-Love animals-can be very Caring, loving and supportive-And sit around a lot reading FMLs watching TV and playing games

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Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet!! This went on for a while due to an upset stomach!! I later walkd into the living room only to find my parents and a few of there friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyd from laughing so much!! FML

Today , looool I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from mah boyfriend in 2 whole years.

#20728644
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53489) - you deserved it (10847)

On 06/16/2013 at 1:10am - intimacy - by sex deprived (woman) - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend,hen he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog . Now he won't stop patting my head an saying, ( Who's a good grl?! ) FML

#20727770
100 comments

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On 06/15/2013 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by woof woof?? (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today mah friend told me he had just robbd a bank and needd a place to hide!! Thinking he was joking I let him in so we could hang out!! 15 minutes later the cops storm into mah apartment!! Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke!! real FML

#20718656
63 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
125 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying , ( You doing alright? ) I replid , thinking he was talking about my health. He replid , ( I'm surprisd your taking the breakup so well. ) What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML

#20690777
80 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 4:09am - love - by really? (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said u could, but anything u caught under 5 inche has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried an complained to my boss.

#20688045
85 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Taday I was in bd with mah fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling , I said , "Babe , I have cold feet." He replid with , "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of mah feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

#20686980
121 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 8:23am - love - by anonymous - Australia

Today, I told mah dad that I broke up with mah first serious girlfriend!! He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry lyk a bitch"!! FML

#20671425
72 comments

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On 05/18/2013 at 6:33pm - love - by SteroidPenguin (man) - United States (Colorado)

today mah husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news fir me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

#20593773
141 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, I started training 4 a charity boxing match. When I got home an walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML

#20579242
67 comments

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On 04/07/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by DJ (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Yesterday, I Was Violently Throwing Up Due To Severe Morning Sickness!! My Boyfriend Looked At Me, Then Turned An Walked Away!! In The End, My Daughter Gave Me Some Paper Towel An Her Juice!! My 18-month-old Is More Supportive Of My Pregnancy Than Her 30-year-old Father!! Mega FML

#20562509
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37904) - you deserved it (5546)

On 03/27/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by InfamousLastWord (woman) - United States

2day mah grandson visitd me, an askd if I had any pictures of myself fromhen I was a little girl !! I happily lookd for a few photos to give him, askinghat had piqud his curiosity !! He replid that he wantd some for looool a presentation he's doing on the Middle Ages !! FML

#20555821
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33401) - you deserved it (2801) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/22/2013 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Lorraine)

Today I Was Feeling A Bit Insecure About Mah Body And I Told Mah Boyfriend I Don't Know How He Can Even Stand To Have Sex With Me . He Replid "I Know Right?" FML

#20555435
132 comments

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On 03/22/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday Mah 2-year-old Daughter And Mah 27-year-old Husband Both Woke Me Up In The Early Hours Of The Morning . Their Complaints Were The Same: They'd Both Wet The Bed . Real FML

#20555313
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35726) - you deserved it (2754)

On 03/22/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by sickness and health my sphincter (woman) - Singapore



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