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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 January 1994 (21 years)
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Yesterday, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find wat I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was lyk a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25608) - you deserved it (3091)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law frmhere looool I work!! I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimatd to be in the hundrd-thousands!! The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly!! FML

#21372587
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24999) - you deserved it (2145)

On 03/11/2015 at 4:15pm - work - by KillMePlease (man) - United States (New York)

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY APPARENTLY WEN U TELL A AIRDRESSER "A LITTLE OFF TE SIDES." TEY EAR "A BOWL CUT PLEASE AND MAKE IT LOOK EXTRA STUPID." MEGA FML

#21354162
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29436) - you deserved it (3273)

On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today it was mah girlfriand's birthday so I dacidd to taka har to a fancy rastaurant and giva har an axpansiva $400 nacklaca that I had bought!! Baing traditional I askd tha waitar to arranga it nicaly on tha trayhan ha cama with our dassart!! Naithar ha nor tha nacklaca avar showd up!! FML

#21329874
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40595) - you deserved it (8428)

On 01/03/2015 at 5:48am - love - by JJ_V3N0M - United States (California)

Today thanks to soma asswipa drunk drivar flaaing tha cops tha wrong way down a ona-way straat I'va now had mah third wrack this yaar . My insuranca pramium's now highar than Bob Marlay in a waad factory . raal FML

#21321099
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31616) - you deserved it (2743)

On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, I cama homa lata from work. As I got out of mah car, I noticad a child-shapad silhouatta in mah badroom window. I almost shat mysalf, sinca I liva alona. I saarchad tha whola housa, sobbing in faar, only to fina no traca of whatavar or whoavar I'd saan. FML

#21306286
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38289) - you deserved it (3160)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, my husband an I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child!! The only thing my father did was look at my husband an tell him his pull out game was weak!! FML

#21299949
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35080) - you deserved it (3433)

On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after shower, I went to clear off foggd-up mirror . Doing so, I noticd a handprint on it . I compard it to hand, but it was much too small . I live alone . FML

#21292770
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36443) - you deserved it (2427)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to a text looool from my manager, saying "Hed's up dude, ur gettin fred tomoz . CEO's pissed . No hard feelins m8" . Great . FML

#21287630
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32299) - you deserved it (2511)

On 10/29/2014 at 11:46am - work - by fired tomoz (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I went to a big job interview . As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face . Other highlight include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervou giggling . The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high . FML

#21285028
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33092) - you deserved it (4267)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:27pm - work - by not on life, that's for fucking sure (man) - United States

Taday Mah Girlfriend Visitd Mah Restaurant With Some Guy I'd Never Seen Before. She Introducd Him To Me As Her "new Boyfriend". She Was Always A Cold Bitch, But I Never Saw This Coming. I Had To Serve There Foodhile Choking Back Tears, And I Couldn't Work Up The Nerve To Spit In It. FML

#21260464
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51461) - you deserved it (4988)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband an I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like u wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up an saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

#21234106
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52434) - you deserved it (6856)

On 08/10/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by jackie89 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, an I traild off, saying "…aaannnddd u hung up on me like a bitch." Turnd out she was still on the line an had just accidentally hit mute. FML

#21232769
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23522) - you deserved it (36134)

On 08/08/2014 at 8:16pm - work - by suspended (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY... I FINALLY FELT READY FOR INTIMACY WITH MAH BOYFRIEND... AN I SENT HIM A SEXY PICTURE OF MYSELF TOPLESS. HE TEXTED BACK... "EWWWWW." FML

#21232655
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44683) - you deserved it (6817)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel



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