About tannerlewis18 : My name is Tanner, I play baseball mainly but I also play guitar and write alot of music!!
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by jseid2 / 01/15/2014 at 12:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb, and hopefully the last. FML
by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by BreakingTheMood / 11/13/2013 at 1:08pm / Finland (Southern Finland) / Intimacy
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
by tramp / 11/10/2013 at 12:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
by Anonymous / 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm / Zimbabwe / Health
by Anonymous / 10/28/2013 at 6:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by The greatest Illusion ever / 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, l grounded my 17-year-old son from his computer because of his terrible attitude towards his homework. As payback, he convinced my 5-year-old daughter that if she goes to sleep, she'll never wake up. I now have a hysterical and sleepless child to deal with. FML
by PIGaming / 10/28/2013 at 1:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
by AchievementUnlocked? / 10/19/2013 at 3:30am / United States / Love
by Awahso / 10/16/2013 at 5:42pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by erockinthesuburb / 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
Today, I found out that my brother is adamant that if he records silence, then listens to said silence at full volume, it'll improve the headphones' noise-blocking abilities. I live with a complete idiot. FML
by Eggs6131 / 10/15/2013 at 9:09am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Miscellaneous
by notready / 10/15/2013 at 2:49am / Australia / Love
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some lean pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 4:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…