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tannerlewis18
  • Town/Country : 'Merica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 December 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 380
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About tannerlewis18 : My name is Tanner, I play baseball mainly but I also play guitar and write alot of music!!

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Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

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193 comments

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On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

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92 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb, and hopefully the last. FML

#21007475
83 comments

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On 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

#20956290
84 comments

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On 11/13/2013 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by BreakingTheMood (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML

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150 comments

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On 11/10/2013 at 12:51am - misc - by tramp - United States

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

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On 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous - Zimbabwe

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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On 10/28/2013 at 6:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

#20936906
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On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Today, l grounded my 17-year-old son from his computer because of his terrible attitude towards his homework. As payback, he convinced my 5-year-old daughter that if she goes to sleep, she'll never wake up. I now have a hysterical and sleepless child to deal with. FML

Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

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On 10/19/2013 at 3:30am - love - by AchievementUnlocked? - United States

Today, I had to buy a new boxcutter for work after our old one broke. It came in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open. FML

#20922948
80 comments

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On 10/16/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by Awahso - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

#20921961
69 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm - health - by erockinthesuburb (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that my brother is adamant that if he records silence, then listens to said silence at full volume, it'll improve the headphones' noise-blocking abilities. I live with a complete idiot. FML

#20921378
90 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by Eggs6131 (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

#20921216
93 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 2:49am - love - by notready (man) - Australia

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some lean pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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132 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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