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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 April 1996 (19 years)
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About tannara : Hi, I'm tamara:)

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Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML


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On 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML


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On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of hand when she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one. FML

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