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About tanmandown : I like kettle corn.

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29604) - you deserved it (101142)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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