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tankhwll
  • Town/Country : Tucson, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 48
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About tankhwll : I'm awesome I'm a unicorn
I'm single and I like cake

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Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40280) - you deserved it (132826)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)



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