About tanabanana13 : Multifarious half-Asian who looks white.
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Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison / 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Health
by mydadsgonnakillme / 02/08/2013 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by me. / 12/01/2012 at 9:54am / United States / Intimacy
by nonbelieber / 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy
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