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by TonyTalkingClock / 11/04/2014 at 7:48am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by failure / 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 12:51am / United States (California) / Love
by ThaBoss12 / 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Halloween Fail / 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by not drunk / 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Health
by anonymous / 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
by Rachel / 10/23/2014 at 12:04am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Bad Dad / 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML
by Deadpool434 / 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by how about never? / 10/19/2014 at 7:22am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous