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takenbyarmyboy

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takenbyarmyboy

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takenbyarmyboy
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About takenbyarmyboy : High school senior

18 years

Generally friendly

Extremely clumsy and socially unacceptable

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Visits<b>xKG33x</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 10:52am<b>halfbakedfool</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:30am<b>EnduringLife</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 11:09am<b>andrewbezy</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 12:48pm<b>nhatt</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 8:49am<b>aalizzwell</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 7:25am<b>hutch12</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 2:42am<b>Silentshdw13</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 12:09am<b>ColorOfSoul</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 11:58pm<b>majoroftheair</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 11:32pm<b>dom_g</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 11:20pm<b>braver7315</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 11:13pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 8:45pm<b>aznadcehrson</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 2:19pm<b>FunnyGuy4831</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 8:23pm<b>Fobster06</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 5:44pm<b>WD_Stevens</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 12:28pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:50pm

Fucked!<b>minimanion</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 2:45am<b>aznadcehrson</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 7:49am<b>FunnyGuy4831</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 2:23am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:50am<b>hallieee</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:49am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 8:04am<b>bjiger</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 7:58am<b>razoray9</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 9:11am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 12:36am<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:54pm<b>zjay</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 5:37pm<b>wayrpowe3</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 5:13am<b>chandler88</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 5:08am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 2:26am<b>Purplesinger</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 11:17pm<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 5:26am

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Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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