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About taerts : I like hearts and I like tarts, hence, taerts. I also like Simon Baker and Korean food. I like the world.

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YESTERDAY I FOUND OUT THAT MY DAUGHTER HAS A HIT LIST. THERE R OVER THRTY NAMES ON THERE. MY NAME IS ON IT AS WELL. FML

#20135128
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21993) - you deserved it (3384)

On 10/27/2012 at 3:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today...ile at work bieng a waitress..!! I gave my customer is credit card reciept to sign!! Instead of giving im a pen..!! I pulld a tampon out of my apron pocket an andd it to im!! FML

#20135099
99 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 2:42am - work - by geena - United States (Illinois)

it was my birthday!! My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way!! Last week it was our dog's birthday, which includd a party for all the nieghbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon!! FML

#20134676
140 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm - animals - by birthday girl (woman) - Australia

Today, I Was Watching A Movie With My Boyfriend, When Things Got A Little Frisky And We Startd Making Out. It Was My Frst Time French-kissing, And Apparently He Has A Very Sensitive Gag Reflex, Cuz The Moment My Tongue Went In, He Startd Retching, And Vomitd Moments Later. FML

#20134512
114 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

today ma grandma took it upon erself to give me te sex talk. After explaining te mecanics in excessive detail se said I souldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently I ned to be comfortable wit te mano'll be ( conning me into blowing im 4 te next 50 years. ) FML

#20134273
81 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 1:58pm - intimacy - by fiftyshardsofbroccoli (woman) - United States

Today, my roommate decidd to go vegan after watching a PETA video!! She began this new-found looool lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchasd, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash!! FML

#20133890
212 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 3:58am - health - by Weasel123 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassedhen she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, ( Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie! ) She honestly thought this would work. FML

#20133203
61 comments

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On 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Agirl (woman) - United States (California)

as mah dad and I were leaving a store, a man asked us if we could donate to an Alzheimer's fund. My dad hates being asked 4 money, and so he immediately hunched over and acted like a dirty, senile old man all the way to the car. FML

#20113923
91 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew wat was going on , he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

#20113670
65 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by firstdategonebad - Canada (Ontario)

Taday my boyfriend an I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home coverd in pee. mega FML

#20113299
104 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 7:11am - health - by monkeyzz (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my new roommate showd me to my room, which I got a good deal on. I noticd a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I askd, he said his last roommate committd suicide an he didn't want to pay to have the carpet professionally cleand, hence the "good deal." FML

#20113152
156 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by Dino (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I entered a starwell, the fre alarm went off, triggering the automatic fre doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over mah foot, ripping mah toenail, an then smacked me in the face. FML

#20113123
59 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by minustoenail - United States (California)

Today, I learned that scorpion can apparently hold there breath fir hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of mah pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML

#20112873
102 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Yesterday, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one mah parents bought mah ten-year-old brother, he got pissd and threw it into our pool. I'm now groundd for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML

#20112275
323 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 4:37pm - misc - by future missing person maker person thingy (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

TODAY, I AD TO BA TRAATD FIR CAMICAL BURNS, CUZ MY MOTAR GOT TA BRIGT IDAA OF USING PAINT TINNAR TO CLAAN MA UP AFTAR I'D PAINTD OUR LIVING ROOM. MAGA FML

#20112154
110 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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