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by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML
by WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! / 08/09/2013 at 6:13pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by lellow_171 / 11/18/2012 at 8:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by pokie / 08/30/2009 at 1:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
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- Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait… Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months,… Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
- Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to… Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck… Today, my crush got together with a dude on my 18th birthday party after I tried my best to win her…