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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 June 1993 (22 years)
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Today, after finishing an essay at the library, I fell asleep and had a dream about the essay crawling out through my laptop screen and trying to kill me. I woke by the librarian shaking me and telling me to stop screaming. I was mortified. FML


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