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symfora
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 January 1984 (32 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 895
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About symfora : Married. Mom. Geek.

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Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 5:52am<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 9:56am<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 2:39pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 9:26am<b>apcsox</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 1:14pm<b>milkman18</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 7:38am<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 4:53am<b>born_hustla</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 10:58pm<b>cccook1547</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 1:09am<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 9:06pm<b>grifmelo</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 9:04pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 12:27pm<b>PrincessZelda_HR</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 9:24am<b>emmacrossan825</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:37am<b>kindleh09</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 11:23pm<b>finchy420</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 9:15am<b>draftskink</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 10:24pm<b>blazerman</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 3:55pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 4:17am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 12:29pm<b>Mysterious_one</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 6:51pm<b>jonomc</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:50pm<b>The_Avatar</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 10:34pm<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 2:42pm<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 10:17pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 8:00pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 9:55am<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:21pm<b>DA3Z</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 4:45am<b>Awahso</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 8:22am<b>QBChris43</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 1:24am<b>apcsox</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 4:42pm<b>Tander</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 3:22am<b>koganti</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 9:55am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 5:03am<b>Soldierman</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 4:43am

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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symfora's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

by Ouch / 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm / Hong Kong / Health

Today, I tried to stage an intervention for a friend who abuses drugs. I ended up with my hair on fire. FML

by Anonymous / 02/19/2015 at 8:34am / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML

by Anonymous / 02/18/2015 at 1:06pm / United Kingdom (Norfolk) / Work

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

by Pleonasm / 02/18/2015 at 10:14am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

by ANON / 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy