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symfora's FML badges
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
symfora's favorite FMLs
by Ouch / 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm / Hong Kong / Health
by Anonymous / 02/19/2015 at 8:34am / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML
by Anonymous / 02/18/2015 at 1:06pm / United Kingdom (Norfolk) / Work
Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML
by Pleonasm / 02/18/2015 at 10:14am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Health
by ANON / 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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