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symfora
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 January 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 484
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About symfora : Kinda nerdy.

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Visits<b>GrinchFu1</b> - 23 hours ago<b>DaRooster333</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:05am<b>WD_Stevens</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:50am<b>RockyG92</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:13am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 6:34am<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:35am<b>MrConcise</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:39pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:43pm<b>Happy_Annie</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 5:53pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:14pm<b>moiqbal</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:02pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:41am<b>Maxwell_McHugh</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:33am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:44pm<b>WallyQ</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 1:30pm<b>LilyLi</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 8:40pm<b>Tander</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 1:21am<b>bigdog80</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 9:58am

Fucked!<b>keiNan</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 11:29am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 12:27pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 6:46pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 9:24pm<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 3:03am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 3:13am<b>dk1991</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 5:47pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 2:29pm<b>ADBurns</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 6:13am<b>moiqbal</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:28am<b>kg200466</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:14am<b>i_lik_tomaters</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 1:43am<b>martin8337</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 1:07am

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Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30302) - you deserved it (2242)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I tried to stage an intervention for a friend who abuses drugs. I ended up with my hair on fire. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28947) - you deserved it (3648)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:34am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML

#21358578
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13651) - you deserved it (57439)

On 02/18/2015 at 1:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

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150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50804) - you deserved it (18100)

On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)



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