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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 January 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About symfora : Kinda nerdy...I play WoW and love the Halo universe(books and all).

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Today, I tried to stage an intervention for a friend who abuses drugs. I ended up with my hair on fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28157) - you deserved it (3603)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:34am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13381) - you deserved it (55679)

On 02/18/2015 at 1:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML


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On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)

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