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symfora
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 January 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 522
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About symfora : Married. Mom. Geek.

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Fucked!<b>koganti</b> - 9 hours ago<b>Toonice45</b> - yesterday at 5:03am<b>Soldierman</b> - yesterday at 4:43am<b>bridges13</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 6:12am<b>lukian</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 9:47am<b>keiNan</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 11:29am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 12:27pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 6:46pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 9:24pm<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 3:03am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 3:13am<b>dk1991</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 5:47pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 2:29pm<b>ADBurns</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 1:11pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 6:13am<b>moiqbal</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:28am<b>kg200466</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:14am<b>i_lik_tomaters</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 1:43am

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symfora's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

#21364862
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30316) - you deserved it (2243)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I tried to stage an intervention for a friend who abuses drugs. I ended up with my hair on fire. FML

#21359096
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30055) - you deserved it (3990)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:34am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML

#21358578
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14451) - you deserved it (59249)

On 02/18/2015 at 1:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

#20835942
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51428) - you deserved it (18296)

On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)



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