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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 260
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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sylvienoir's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48960) - you deserved it (3369)

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Today, I learned that binding my stomach with duct tape isn't worth it to look thin. I also learned the even worse part when I shrieked more loudly than I should've when I tried to discreetly rip it off in history class. FML

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