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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.


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I never take things to heart

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Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (41374) - you deserved it (6851)

On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML


I agree, your life sucks (50399) - you deserved it (7046)

On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML


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On 08/21/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by mykhael (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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