About syki : I'm a chick. I don't know why the app won't let me save that in my profile. Maybe the universe is trying to tell me something…
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Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML
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