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syed121417

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  • Number of visits : 1641
  • Number of comments : 578
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About syed121417 : Well, I'm a piece of work. Interpret that as you may, and have a nice day.

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syed121417's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML

#21033078
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49219) - you deserved it (10062)

On 01/19/2014 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

#21021762
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40798) - you deserved it (11412)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:54pm - love - by Unfortunately Me (woman) - United States (California)



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