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  • Birth Date : Friday 4 October 1985 (29 years)
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Today, I realized that my dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog, and I have a Master's degree. FML

#21042693
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I agree, your life sucks (41099) - you deserved it (5259)

On 01/28/2014 at 3:22am - animals - by Pooper scooper - Guam

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30650) - you deserved it (3493)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

#17530831
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23531) - you deserved it (4952)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35425) - you deserved it (7310)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49012) - you deserved it (4382)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

#11076203
357 comments

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On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

#10940530
169 comments

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On 06/03/2010 at 8:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63236) - you deserved it (3145)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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