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Today..!! I was so bored..!! I sewed mah name into mah underwear!! FML

#5822673
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22720) - you deserved it (12551)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59470) - you deserved it (15310)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45551) - you deserved it (4300)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday , I met some of mah boyfriend's family fir the frst time. His aunt said I was really cute,hich made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah , well , mah aunt's on drugs". fat FML

#5086042
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42907) - you deserved it (3803)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:33pm - love - by me (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I decidd to lay out topless in mah fencd-in backyard !! For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezd and mah creepy, middle-agd neighbor said "bless you" !! From mah bushes !! FML

#4998689
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47959) - you deserved it (15992)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Got Written Up At Work Fir Making A Customer Feel Bad. I Made Him Feel Bad By Laughing Uncontrollably At Himhen He Asked If We Sold Real Light Sabers. FML

#4945684
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45701) - you deserved it (13842)

On 08/31/2009 at 1:18am - work - by Timmah (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a knock on mah door at 3AM. Turns out, if I ignore mah mother long enough she will assume I have did and will call the cops. FML

#4889725
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36351) - you deserved it (12015)

On 08/28/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by chasingcars0624 - United States

Today, at work, I was putting away clots in te Men's department,en a guy came and startd sopping in te aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fd up, I said ( Wat are u staring at? ) Turns out e was wereing is sunglasses on te back of is ead. FML

#4865635
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7794) - you deserved it (59750)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm - work - by staringisrude (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly nieghbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

#4861565
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41440) - you deserved it (19484)

On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Got Mah First Period. My Dad Bought Me A Card And Had Everyone In Mah Family Sign It. FML

#4787214
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53017) - you deserved it (4363)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ended up gasing my leg rater badly on te corner of a cair, fell to te ground wit a very loud tud, and yelled "OH F*CK ME!!" . I obbled to te batroom making more noise in te process . My niegbor came by and asked if I could "keep my sex noise to a minimum" . FML

#4777609
51 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

it was mah brthday. My parents came into mah room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do u knowhat fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669
401 comments

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On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

today my boyfriend an I were aving sex. After about 10 minutes, wen we cange positions, e souts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" looool FML

#4636801
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58429) - you deserved it (11697)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )

#4630669
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116979) - you deserved it (8825)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States



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