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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3108
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, looool I managd to staple mah finger while showing mah kindergartner class how to properly use one . mega FML

#19286997
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9466) - you deserved it (20520)

On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I Panickedhen I Saw A Spider On My Shoulder From The Corner Of My Eye. It Was A Brthmark. The Same One That Has Been There For The Last 23 Years. FML

#19286969
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8824) - you deserved it (19857)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by lct722 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

2day I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover . She couldn't find my eyelash curler , but decided that if she used scissors lightly , it would work just the same . Needless to say , it did not work . FML

#19286759
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10411) - you deserved it (27174)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:11am - misc - by neveragain - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was sitting in mah school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27003) - you deserved it (6896)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I broke mah little toe. It got stuck in mah panties as I struggled to get a leg through. looool FML

#19283083
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23059) - you deserved it (5919) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2012 at 3:28pm - health - by Sica - France

Today, I Was Calling My Husbandhile Driving. While The Phone Rang, I Farted. As Soon As The Horrid Smell Hit My Nose, My Husband Answered. I Panicked And Hung Up Quickly, Thinking To Myself How Embarrassed I Was Because He Could Smell It. I'm An Idiot. Big Fat FML

#19282725
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8302) - you deserved it (34397)

On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

 Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML

#19281452
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15842) - you deserved it (11419)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:53am - health - by missgayle319 - United States (Texas)

Today , mother and I went to a meeting at school about a camping trip the students in grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came , mother raised her hand and loudly asked , ( What if child is on their period during the trip? ) FML

#19281445
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32334) - you deserved it (2028)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)

2day my dad sat me down fir the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother poppd her head into the room and said, ( Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that? ) FML

#19279551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34798) - you deserved it (2514)

On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

TODAY , I MET MY GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS. HER HUGE , EX-MARINE FATHER TOOK ME OUT BACK , SAYING HE WANTED TO SHOW ME SOMETHING. THAT SOMETHING WAS A MACHETE. HE SAVAGELY BURIED IT IN A TREE STUMP AND SAID , ( SON , IF YOU BREAK MY DAUGHTER'S HEART , THAT'LL BE YOUR DICK. ) REAL FML

#19279132
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33150) - you deserved it (5871)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was watcing a kid at scool walk lika a gangstar. My taacar was standing tara, so I stood baind ta kid and walkd lika im, lauging to mysalf, at wic point my taacar took ma to ona sida and told ma ta kid was andicappd. FML

#19277499
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8930) - you deserved it (53540)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, wilst stacking te dis waser I dropped a steak knife . Luckily, I caugt it just before it it ma foot . I fist-pumped to celebrate ma amazing catc an stabbed myself in te ceek . My parents couldn't stop lauging all te way to te ospital . fat FML

#19277345
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10556) - you deserved it (32235)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30625) - you deserved it (18855)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today , I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé , when he jumped up an viciously sat on my face. I then heard , smelled , an tasted the most violent , horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth , an he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

#19275580
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27250) - you deserved it (13047)

On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice . It sounded familiar . When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs . For £100 an hour . FML

#19271086
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24897) - you deserved it (3610)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm - health - by PixieWrists - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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