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Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

#21313211
88 comments

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On 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm - kids - by terdberglerforlyfe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today looool I was watching ( My Strange Addiction ). The woman featurd ate rocks. While judging her wierd habit I realisd I was chewing on a coat-hanger thehole time. FML

#21256247
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32810) - you deserved it (12570)

On 09/11/2014 at 10:57am - misc - by ayeayeboy19 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, an slurred, "You look like... lyk a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me fir several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

#21247229
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On 08/28/2014 at 3:58pm - love - by wowzer (man) - Puerto Rico

2day my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to looool the Caribbean. I was ecstatic an broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, ( Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening! ) then left fir work, laughing his arse off. FML

#21220536
82 comments

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On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

2day my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to looool the Caribbean. I was ecstatic an broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, ( Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening! ) then left fir work, laughing his arse off. FML

#21220536
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44496) - you deserved it (8516)

On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today , I had a rough day and was extremely tred!! I took a nap on the couch , and woke up to a guy robbing mah house!! I pretended I was still sleeping , waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely!! I ended up falling back asleep!! FML

#21219246
96 comments

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On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

I went to the public library for the frst time ever. The librarian told me I couldn't get a library card cuz I had an outstanding balance of $130.00 from 1995. I was born in 1991. FML

#21204670
104 comments

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On 07/10/2014 at 1:27am - misc - by library book - United States (Texas)

Today , I Woke Up To An Old Lady Rigt Outside My Open Window , Saying ( Hello In Tere! Are You Sleepy? ) I Was So Startled Tat I Answered Er. Se Screamed. Turns Out Se's My Neigbour's Elderly Moter , Didn't Know I Was In Tere , An Was Talking To My Cat. FML

#21201617
76 comments

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On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my dad finished installing our new home security system. One of the feature lets him control any light in the house from his phone. He keeps trying to piss me off by turning my bedroom light on at random intervals. I don't know how to make it stop, an I can't sleep. mega FML

#21196465
149 comments

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On 07/02/2014 at 5:52pm - misc - by pissed off (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
161 comments

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On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

yesterday I cummd home and saw my cat all snuggld up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever... until I rememberd that I only have one cat. FML

#21191841
93 comments

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On 06/28/2014 at 8:09pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had a job interview where I was interrupted for using the word creative because there is ( only one creator ).

#21189976
103 comments

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On 06/27/2014 at 2:11am - work - by IAMALITAHA (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today... I got a call from a friend asking y I didn't tell him looool I was engaged. I'm not... but I wish I was. Rumours about mah life seem to be better than the reality. FML

#21188956
64 comments

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On 06/26/2014 at 7:35am - love - by WhenRumoursAreBetterThanReality (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs" . Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52325) - you deserved it (16897)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)



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