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Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30937) - you deserved it (3688)

On 12/08/2014 at 12:03am - misc - by BedazzledAlpaca (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65011) - you deserved it (11435)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18633) - you deserved it (70800)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14045) - you deserved it (67905)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)



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