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sweettart83
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 September 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 663
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sweettart83 : Just here for shits and giggles. Fml helps keep me (moderately) sane.

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sweettart83's favorite FMLs

Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39718) - you deserved it (6604)

On 01/01/2013 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lonely dreams - United States (Nevada)

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43998) - you deserved it (4344)

On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)



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