About sweetkitten69 : Hey there! My name's Arian. I'm 34 and happily engaged to my amazing fiancé. He has a 23yr old daughter, that's pregnant. So that means I'm going to be a mom and grandma before I even have any kids of my own, go figure lol. We have a kitten named Athena. She's the lil hellion climbing my curtains in the pic. Lol
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Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by playdated / 06/06/2014 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Kids
by seriously? / 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
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Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML
by Anonymous / 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm / United States (California) / Work
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