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About sweetestbitcheva : Hey! I'm Sam and I'm a total foodie. I love playing tennis and I love people. Yes I am bisexual. But if you judge me then I really don't care you. Keep the negativity to yourself. I currently live in Memphis, TN but I was born in Canada. If you want to talk message me!

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