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sweet_and_sexy69

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  • Number of visits : 124
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sweet_and_sexy69 : I love you baby. you have no idea how much I care about you. you make me smile every day and I hope I do the same to you(: I hope I'm not sounding crazy to u when I say this but truly I love u and I want to be with you forever. I will always love you babe.

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Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML

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On 05/06/2014 at 2:38pm - kids - by Satan's Mum (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57128) - you deserved it (4390)

On 03/15/2014 at 5:48pm - love - by broken vows (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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