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About sweet0cheeks : Your value doesn't decrease just because someone can't see your worth.

Well hello there, I'm Lindsay.
Quiet when I want to be.
Music. Will never fail me.
Shoot me a message IF you've got something to say.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9958) - you deserved it (60916)

On 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm - love - by toiletgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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