About swedeNix : martial art freak; train and teach 5 diffrent styles, + i swim and do gym workout :) a life with lots of chances to get my life fucked! Love ppl, so feel free To txt:) however, i hate the MTV attitude, so lie or write f*ck to the peeps who likes it, not me
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Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school saying "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits". FML
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