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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 707
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About swash984 : I'm an "otaku"
I have a career.
I'm somehow in a relationship.
My hobbies are gaming, staying in shape by larp, and well sleep.
I'm a bit on the nerdy side

Any questions? Feel free to message me.

swash984's page activity

Visits<b>Lalala579121</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 7:52am<b>kittikat8ball</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 6:13am<b>leafynitemare</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 5:40am<b>EwahWeeWah</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 6:54am<b>slappygecko</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 7:14pm<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 3:20pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 3:29am<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 2:44pm<b>danman27</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 1:15pm<b>iamSilverz</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 5:49pm<b>boricualuv</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 1:10am<b>KingOfPandas</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 10:47pm<b>annequenneville</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 1:46am<b>Dave_Davington</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 5:50am<b>dankmemes710</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 4:11pm<b>junko</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 9:33pm<b>Loyalteez</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 11:45am<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 12:20am

Fucked!<b>kittikat8ball</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 12:14pm<b>leafynitemare</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 11:40am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 9:30am<b>danman27</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 7:15pm<b>iamSilverz</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 11:49pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 6:20am<b>MurkwoodForest</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 6:00pm

swash984's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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swash984's favorite FMLs

Today, the owner of the house I'm renting said he doesn't want to pay $4000 to fumigate the home, and that he'll take care of the issue himself. I have killed 30 angry wasps in the last hour. There are thousands living in the walls, but I think their favorite place is my bathroom and my bed. FML

by wasp infestation / 10/03/2016 at 12:54am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, while commuting to work on a peak hour train, I lost my balance and accidentally grabbed a bald mans head to steady myself. To make matters worse, the words "oh gosh, I'm so sorry. I thought you were a knob" came out of my mouth before I could think about what I was saying. FML

by ShameMonkey / 09/27/2016 at 6:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML

by Mush / 08/27/2015 at 12:42pm / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

by Anonymous / 08/20/2015 at 1:25pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, an old lady in public transport yelled at me and my dog, called me a liar, and threw her grape soda over me because according to her my pet Shiba Inu was actually a fox, and keeping foxes as pets is illegal. FML

by foxownerapperantly / 06/07/2015 at 5:48pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Transportation

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2014 at 11:49am / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, I told my mom that I got into National Honor Society and Beta Club. Most parents are proud but not her. She told me to get a job and that she was tired of my school shit. FML

by wtfmom / 10/07/2014 at 5:10pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

by future burger flipper / 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money