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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 September 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37310) - you deserved it (3518)

On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore

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