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Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40004) - you deserved it (34637)

On 03/14/2014 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by why - United States (California)

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

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On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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