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Today, I was helping my father-in-law out at a family barbecue. Somehow, the topic turned to grand-children, at which point I confessed that my wife has been having trouble concieving. His response was to boom: "Sure you've been putting it in the right hole, son?!" fat FML


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On 03/12/2013 at 6:43pm - kids - by um... maybe (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I trippd on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit mah head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML


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On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML


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On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

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