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  • Town/Country : Northern VA, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 February 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML

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