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About supertacowaffle : Lilith Raquel
Game of Thrones is life.
KIK - ask for it. only add me if you're gonna be nice and tell me you're the one from FML.
I love A Day To Remember, Parkway Drive, Architects, Slipknot and Bring Me The Horizon are my favourite bands :) Game of Thrones. I love Halo, Elder Scrolls, Bioshock and Borderlands.
just because I need somewhere to list them, if anyone is interested these are the bands I have seen live:
A Day to Remember, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds,Blink-182 (x2), Lower than Atlantis, Enter Shikari, Marmozets, Mallory Knox, Hacktivist, Every Time I Die, Neck Deep, The All-American Rejects, The Blackout, Five Finger Death Punch, Slipknot, Korn, King 810, The Story So Far, Pop Evil, Upon A Burning Body, Black Rivers
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Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML
Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML
Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
Today, my mom found out I'm failing three classes. Now she won't let me go to a convention I bought passes for weeks in advance. Each pass was $45, and I bought 2 more for my friends. You do the math on that, because I apparently can't. FML
Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML
Today, I noticed my ex was feeling down. We ended things on good terms and I've been wanting to start things up again, so I figured I'd bring him dinner to cheer him up and maybe hang out. Looks like he and his one night stand get to eat my home cooked food while I go home to Netflix. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015