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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 July 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 21335
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About supertacowaffle : Lilith Raquel



I'm a Bartender studying Forensic Science

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I love A Day To Remember, Parkway Drive, Architects, Slipknot and Bring Me The Horizon are my favourite bands :) Game of Thrones. I love Halo, Elder Scrolls, Bioshock and Borderlands.

If you ever want to hear a mix of deathcore indie and EDM you can ask for my Spotify

just because I need somewhere to list them, if anyone is interested these are the bands I have seen live:

A Day to Remember, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, Blink-182 (x2), Lower than Atlantis, Enter Shikari, Marmozets, Mallory Knox, Hacktivist, Every Time I Die, Neck Deep, The All-American Rejects, The Blackout, Five Finger Death Punch, Slipknot, Korn, King 810, The Story So Far, Pop Evil, Upon A Burning Body, Black Rivers, The Strypes, Arctic Monkeys, Turbowolf, Bring Me The Horizon

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Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML


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On 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm - work - by helpme (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to a costume contest as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. I won, which was nice, until I was told that the only flaws in my "Samwell Tarly" outfit were my long hair and wrong sword. FML


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On 10/29/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by Fat Jon - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML


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On 10/07/2015 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by allergies (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML


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On 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML


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On 09/12/2015 at 4:11am - health - by dammit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML


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On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML


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On 08/28/2015 at 1:18pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML


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On 08/27/2015 at 4:37am - work - by Anon (man) - United States

Today, I was lying on a couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML


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On 08/24/2015 at 4:46am - misc - by Annie (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while bungee jumping. FML


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On 08/19/2015 at 1:44pm - misc - by SebastianCT - United States (Florida)

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML


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On 08/08/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by brbkillingmyself - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML


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On 08/05/2015 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the store with my father. As we were leaving, he grabbed a baguette, put it by his crotch, and took a picture with his phone. I'm starting to feel like the parent here. FML


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On 07/30/2015 at 7:24pm - misc - by EmbarrassedChild - United States

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML


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On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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