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by SkyrimGamerMoM / 07/14/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (North Dakota) / Geek
by married to a bipedal husky / 07/12/2016 at 5:52pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Sarcasmo / 07/12/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML
by FML / 07/11/2016 at 5:16pm / United States (New York) / Work
by ugh / 07/04/2016 at 1:26pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by hellolaina / 06/24/2016 at 8:13pm / Australia / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML
by thatgirl / 06/18/2016 at 5:19pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my wife said she was going to her friend's place to help her with couponing. She started getting ready at 5pm; shaved her legs, did her hair, put on skin-tight leggings and a low-cut top. Left at 6pm, snuck back in at 2:50am. Shit, couponing must be really exciting. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 1:15am / United States (New York) / Love
by spadesmollusques / 06/06/2016 at 1:13am / France (Alsace) / Kids
Today, a customer at work was having hiccups, so I suggest that she should try to hold her breath for a while. Ten minutes later, she's talking to my manager about how I wanted her to "kill myself because of my severe medical condition". FML
by really / 06/05/2016 at 5:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by slim_breezy / 06/04/2016 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I went into my kitchen after placing a line of salt across the floor in front of the back door the night before to ward off slugs that keep getting in, only to find 12 idiotic slugs dead and shrivelled up, leaving a horrible gooey mess. I don't know why I expected any intelligence from them. FML
by Spongebob Garypants / 05/25/2016 at 10:05pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/25/2016 at 12:38pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 05/23/2016 at 6:49am / United States (Illinois) / Kids