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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1103
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it didn't flush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16398) - you deserved it (2662)

On 01/18/2009 at 8:01pm - misc - by frankie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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