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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 June 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2686
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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superpoptart's favorite FMLs

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26365) - you deserved it (4852)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29782) - you deserved it (2792)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13277) - you deserved it (28463)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

#18897176
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27723) - you deserved it (2653)

On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

#18891757
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23754) - you deserved it (2882)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

#18884912
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30144) - you deserved it (1742)

On 01/22/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Sadfaic (man) - United States

Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML

#18871908
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28286) - you deserved it (4019)

On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41336) - you deserved it (9759)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44448) - you deserved it (4541)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65665) - you deserved it (3159)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25078) - you deserved it (3917)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

#18754752
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31092) - you deserved it (2320)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, I spent five hours sobbing in my room due to anti-depressant withdrawal. My mother refused to come and talk to me, because I'm "a terrible, hateful child who only cares about herself." Last week I spent two hours comforting her because my brother hadn't called in a week. FML

#18752828
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31799) - you deserved it (3431)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

#18751726
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28689) - you deserved it (3013)

On 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by shades (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

#18736387
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33937) - you deserved it (3776)

On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)



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