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by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by messyvictor / 01/28/2012 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/26/2012 at 11:45am / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
by SpongeAbii2 / 01/24/2012 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous
by unholy shit / 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML
by Sadfaic / 01/22/2012 at 9:59pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
by fuckparents / 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by mortifiedgrandchild / 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by maruskasommers / 01/09/2012 at 4:39am / Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent five hours sobbing in my room due to anti-depressant withdrawal. My mother refused to come and talk to me, because I'm "a terrible, hateful child who only cares about herself." Last week I spent two hours comforting her because my brother hadn't called in a week. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2012 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by shades / 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Forever Alone x2 / 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Love