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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133755) - you deserved it (7390)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13423) - you deserved it (39689)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

#15203950
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36801) - you deserved it (12502)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

#14644805
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8961) - you deserved it (21529)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:59pm - work - by OverWorked1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27808) - you deserved it (4986)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27808) - you deserved it (4986)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I received a 7 page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

#13373250
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26549) - you deserved it (5282)

On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML

#12463694
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36850) - you deserved it (7942)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39023) - you deserved it (5992)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25025) - you deserved it (10451)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

#8801488
220 comments

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML

#8078249
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5081) - you deserved it (53633)

On 02/10/2010 at 1:39am - animals - by AUDONEE (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

#7753235
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27134) - you deserved it (4323)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12383) - you deserved it (29297)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29183) - you deserved it (3827)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)



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