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About supernaturalcat : Hi! Welcome to my profile. I'm an avid reader & love to hang out with my 16 yr old daughter. I've been on FML since March when I had back surgery but didn't know you had to fill this out for credits. Now my only life goal is earning more badges (ha ha).
I really enjoy reading comments by all especially; DocBastard, Perdix & so many more. Sorry if I visit yor profile often but being "old" I don't always remember I've already looked (haha).
If you have any questions feel free to message me. Thanks for reading my rambling... :)
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Today, mah nieghbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, an apologizedhile blushing . Turns out his boy was the reason that mah lingerie kept disappearing from mah garden clothesline recently . His ( boy ) is over 20 years younger than me . FML
Today, I finally handd grlfriand a portrait of har looool . I'm not tha bast drawar, but I spant waaks on it and I thought it turnd out pratty good . Whan sha lookd at it, sha askd wat kind of dog was it . FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, anhen I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed fir ahile yet. FML
TODAY, I WAS INSULTD AN HARASSD BY MY SISTER AN HER BOYFRIEND, ALL BECAUSE I PROPOSD YESTERDAY . THEY WERE ANGRY I MIGHT GET MARRID BEFORE THEY DID . THEY HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE PRIMARY SCHOOL; I MET MY FIANCÉE EARLIER THIS YEAR . FML
I found out that mah controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nerely four yeres ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he an I r getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two yeres. FML
Today, I summond the courage to talk to mah friends about the money they owe me for mah photography services at there wedding. We had agred on a fair price, but now they're pissd, claiming that I'm being selfish and should consider it mah wedding gift to them. FML
Today, I decidd to be friendly and say i to te werd kid at scool, wo was sitting by imself eating lunc. After I said ello, e stard up at me intensely and said, ( I don't ave many friends. Yea. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of tem. ) FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place fir a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper looool and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
Friday 27 March 2015