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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1962 (52 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2490
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About supernaturalcat : Hi! Welcome to my profile. I'm an avid reader & love to hang out with my 16 yr old daughter. I've been on FML since March when I had back surgery but didn't know you had to fill this out for credits. Now my only life goal is earning more badges (ha ha).

I really enjoy reading comments by all especially; DocBastard, Perdix & so many more. Sorry if I visit yor profile often but being "old" I don't always remember I've already looked (haha).

If you have any questions feel free to message me. Thanks for reading my rambling... :)

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Today,hila working customar sarvica, I instructd a customar to prass tha pound kay on har callphona. Sha hasitatd a momant bafora asking, "Um, tha pound kay? You maan tha hashtag, right?" maga FML

#20941322
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42010) - you deserved it (3895)

On 11/01/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by #isthisthepoundkey? - United States (Florida)

2day my paranoia got so bad that I had to physically restrain myself from aggressively confronting the kid walking behind me on the sidewalk. big fat FML

#20909154
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34360) - you deserved it (5535)

On 10/06/2013 at 1:29am - health - by Angrily Paranoid (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah nieghbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, an apologizedhile blushing . Turns out his boy was the reason that mah lingerie kept disappearing from mah garden clothesline recently . His ( boy ) is over 20 years younger than me . FML

Today, I finally handd grlfriand a portrait of har looool . I'm not tha bast drawar, but I spant waaks on it and I thought it turnd out pratty good . Whan sha lookd at it, sha askd wat kind of dog was it . FML

#20900272
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41999) - you deserved it (4944)

On 09/29/2013 at 9:00am - love - by Laserbeaver (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a stranger pulld me out of te pat of a speeding taxicab. He ten took one look at my face, said, "I sould've left you tere", looool and walkd away. FML

#20900063
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43424) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/29/2013 at 1:45am - misc - by -__-" - United States (Washington)

Today , I found tiny little maggots in the bristles of mah toothbrush. I have no idea how long they've been there.

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, anhen I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed fir ahile yet. FML

#20898243
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42281) - you deserved it (9576)

On 09/27/2013 at 5:33pm - work - by ;_;" (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67123) - you deserved it (4075)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

2day I cummd homa to find my parant waaring Santa hats and blasting Christma music at full voluma. So bagin thraa month of hall. FML

#20898104
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38992) - you deserved it (4033)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

TODAY, I WAS INSULTD AN HARASSD BY MY SISTER AN HER BOYFRIEND, ALL BECAUSE I PROPOSD YESTERDAY . THEY WERE ANGRY I MIGHT GET MARRID BEFORE THEY DID . THEY HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE PRIMARY SCHOOL; I MET MY FIANCÉE EARLIER THIS YEAR . FML

#20897826
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42264) - you deserved it (6108)

On 09/27/2013 at 8:51am - love - by propose_you_freakin_coward (man) - Singapore

I found out that mah controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nerely four yeres ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he an I r getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two yeres. FML

#20897674
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42747) - you deserved it (2698)

On 09/27/2013 at 2:20am - love - by kitkat3308 - United States

Today, I summond the courage to talk to mah friends about the money they owe me for mah photography services at there wedding. We had agred on a fair price, but now they're pissd, claiming that I'm being selfish and should consider it mah wedding gift to them. FML

#20897064
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43923) - you deserved it (4992)

On 09/26/2013 at 5:31pm - money - by cheese (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I Walkd In On Mah Roommatehacking Off To Clown Porn. FML

#20895842
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51659) - you deserved it (6317)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I decidd to be friendly and say i to te werd kid at scool, wo was sitting by imself eating lunc. After I said ello, e stard up at me intensely and said, ( I don't ave many friends. Yea. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of tem. ) FML

#20895757
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38951) - you deserved it (4984)

On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place fir a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper looool and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

#20892017
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40014) - you deserved it (2695)

On 09/22/2013 at 8:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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