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About superminty : I'm studying linguistics and philosophy in university.
I survive mainly on frozen pizzas.
I have an albino hedgehog named Simon.

I dislike people who complain about 'improper' use of grammar/punctuation. It's language evolution people; if you can understand (and usually you can) then there's really no problem.
Boo prescriptivism!

Ich spreche Deutsch (und ein bisschen Französisch und Italienisch). Ich liebe Sprachen und ich wünsche, dass ich Schottisch-Gälisch sprechen könnte.

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