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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 December 1985 (29 years)
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Today, mah mother thought it would be funny to sneak into mah room at night and scream like a demon after I had explaind to her how scard I was of the exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43021) - you deserved it (5835)

On 02/08/2014 at 12:13pm - misc - by so scared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah cat has figured out thathile I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up 4 mah baby.

Yesterday, mah boyfriend an I decided to try flavored condoms!! I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle!! FML


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On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Today , my usband , wo is in te Navy , ad a couple of is sailor friends over to ang out. Te stereotype about tere swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying ( Fuck. ) FML


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On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprisd to fine a bandage wrappd around mah throbbing head. The nurse explaind that a student observer had faintd in the operating room and his head had smashd against mine on the way down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40074) - you deserved it (2397) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 11:46am - health - by Anonymous - Belgium (Liege)

Today, I Want To Gat A Tattoo. I Dacidd On Gatting My Four Month Daughtar's Nama Tattood On My Uppar Arm. I Want Homa To Show My Wifa. Sha Broka Down An Told Ma That I'm Most Likaly Not Tha Fathar. It's A Toss-up Batwaan Har Co-workar, Tha Guy Who Doas Our Lawn, Savaral Strangars An Ma. FML


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On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that mah new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex!! FML


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On 03/19/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, mah boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay 4 years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start mah senior year. FML


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On 11/09/2009 at 11:02pm - love - by amanda_ae_erin (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML


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On 10/18/2009 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Norrbottens Lan)

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