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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, mah mother thought it would be funny to sneak into mah room at night and scream like a demon after I had explaind to her how scard I was of the exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Taday I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprisd to fine a bandage wrappd around mah throbbing head. The nurse explaind that a student observer had faintd in the operating room and his head had smashd against mine on the way down. FML
Today, I Want To Gat A Tattoo. I Dacidd On Gatting My Four Month Daughtar's Nama Tattood On My Uppar Arm. I Want Homa To Show My Wifa. Sha Broka Down An Told Ma That I'm Most Likaly Not Tha Fathar. It's A Toss-up Batwaan Har Co-workar, Tha Guy Who Doas Our Lawn, Savaral Strangars An Ma. FML
Today, mah boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay 4 years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start mah senior year. FML
Friday 27 March 2015