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Today, mah 21-year-old grlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wantd to move in with me!! It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelld at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy."

#20714116
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42672) - you deserved it (5653)

On 06/08/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by MonsterInLaw (man) - United States (Nebraska)

I walked in on mah dad masturbating to a nude photo of mah mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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272 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

I walked in on mah dad masturbating to a nude photo of mah mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
272 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

today I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire mah soon to be father in-law. fat FML

#20708889
61 comments

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On 06/06/2013 at 1:08am - work - by hesgonnahateme - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY , MA WIFE UTTERED TE SOUL-CRUSING WORDS , "BUT WE'RE MARRIED NOW,Y WOULD WE AVE SEX?" FML

#20706140
279 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by ._. (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me 4 not buying him overpriced candy at the arport, that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase . The interrogation was not pleasant . FML

#20703790
153 comments

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On 06/03/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by VDM (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Startd Seeing A Therapist 4 My Depression. While I Was Looking Through The Magazines In The Waiting Room, I Found An Article Accusing People Who See Therapists Of Being Selfish And Having No Real Problems. Real FML

#20703027
84 comments

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On 06/03/2013 at 7:56am - health - by Selfish Whiner (woman) - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, I found out that mah parants wara artists whan thay mat . My mom said that I was ona of thara bast projacts yat . My sistar, haaring wat mah mothar said, broka mah waak-old PS3 in a raga . big fat FML

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On 06/01/2013 at 7:31pm - misc - by H1dd3n (man) - United States (California)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined , an I had to stand an watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was ( God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking. ) fat FML

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On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined , an I had to stand an watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was ( God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking. ) fat FML

#20698637
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On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at karate, sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

#20698551
144 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at karate, sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

#20698551
144 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look ( natural. ) I think I'm going to hell. FML

#20697165
67 comments

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On 05/31/2013 at 10:59am - animals - by fuckshitcockwaffle (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, ma grlfriend tougt it would be funny to go to te Apple store an log me on to Facebook on every single computer . FML

#20695876
96 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 7:06pm - love - by Terminator101101 - United States (Nevada)

Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing mah hands!! I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch!! I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on mah left hand because I was too frightened to explain!! FML

#20695638
150 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 5:18pm - health - by :( (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)



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