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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 August 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 685
  • Number of comments : 662
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

About sulitak : Married, Pregnant with twin boys(due 9/13) Yes, those are my cats.
I love tattoos. I have 13 right now. I work as a night time computer operator (think 2 steps down from sysadmin) at a hospital.

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Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML


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