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- Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As… Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away,… Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one…
- Today I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to pee from my anus, I sharted in the car… Today, my boss, who is also my brother-in-law laid me off. Why? Because it bothers him that he sees… Today, I was pissing liquid out of my rear for what seemed like an eternity. In the wrong bathroom.…
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the…