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by TetrisMaster / 11/24/2013 at 7:30am / Australia / Health
by Anonymous / 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by unwantedforlife / 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm / United States / Love
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
by notgettinsome / 11/10/2013 at 1:15am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by thank god you'll only live once / 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by probablydodgedabullet / 11/08/2013 at 6:30am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by NOKHAN / 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/23/2013 at 12:43am / Canada (Manitoba) / Health
Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
by not getting laid / 10/13/2013 at 10:38am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML
by CancerFdMyLife / 09/26/2013 at 9:50am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
by someone / 09/17/2013 at 12:38pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Kit / 09/16/2013 at 7:09am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love
Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
by crushed / 09/14/2013 at 1:04pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Stripes_And_Dots / 09/14/2013 at 2:26am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Frenchie / 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…